whuts somthing i kan take while on probation?

Question 1
whuts somthing i kan take while on probation?...  First will i fail my drug test i smoked weed every day last weekend and last night and i got a drug test friday if i drink vinegar and a shitload of water will i be good? also whut 2 take while on probation that for sure wont let me fail? (LSD, Shroom, whutelse?) Pills probly not or DXM bekause thats an opiate or wutever

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1)   Spelling classes?

Do you understand the concept and purpose of probation? It's a time TO GET CLEAN, not an excuse to learn how to break the rules even more, and try to get away with it.

Do you know what "alternative medicine" means? It does NOT mean how to take illegal drugs and try to get away with it. - Mary

2)   Weed is the biggest marker to make you fail. People think drinking lots of water and cranberry juice "flushes" their system of it, but that is not true. Weed is not stored in you're pee, it is stored in you're fat cells and blood (pretty much throughout you're body) so traces of it constantly get put into you're pee.

Drinking vinagar and shit is just retarded, wont do anything lol all those are rumors. (If they really worked dont you think they would test for vinegar to? or figure out a way around it? no need to try to because IT DOES NOT WORK!)

LSD/shrooms/extacy/DXM anything will make you fail, even alcohol if under age for up to 10 days.

Pee tests are very faulty, but if you are still doing drugs while on probation you will get caught eventually, and you will get F**ked. Non of it is worth it.

The only way to really get through it is using fake pee you can buy for $20 at alot of markets (little asain markets usually) that sell pipes ect. Comes with a container of fake pee, a heat pad to heat the pee up to the right tempurature, and a strap to strap it to you're leg under your pants. (it comes up negative for nicotine to, so do not smoke cigarettes around your probation officer.) - hippy420

3)   Dude, that stuff stays in your system quite a while. Chances are you won't be able to get all that shit out of you by Friday.

For what to take while your on probation, I'd consider something that wouldn't draw a lot of attention. Maybe take lots of DayQuil or other cold medicine. Not sure, but I don't think Selvia shows up on drug tests either. - Androcast

4)   I'm sorry to be the barrier of bad news you really can't do anything to get them out "faster" because it takes the liver is cleans out the system and based on what you are saying about smoking every night it will probably take you longer to get them out because now your liver it used to it and since you have to take more to feel the same way, so there if no way you can pass that test. - Aisha

5)   learn how to spell first..then worry about getting high..
and no..i am not a tight ass who says no drugs..
everyone should have the right to further their connection to the universe through safe experimentation with mind opening tools.
but seriously..one should at least be able to spell and even articulate their experience before they go taking substances that develop the consciousness..otherwise, you're more likely to abuse these substances and treat them disrespectfully. - eveninggoddess420

6)   Dude, drinking vinegar is a myth... Trying to drink it is an awful experience, and in the end wont help you pass the test..

I was on probation for 2 years, and got drug tested once a week... I passed every single one of them and smoked pot the entire time. If you follow the instructions i provide you with here. I guarantee that you will not test positive for Marijuana...

1. Avoid smoking any weed for at least 36 hours before testing.. The more time you give it, the better off you'll be... but 36 hours is all your really need for this method to work.

2. Avoid any fatty foods and eat as little as possible for 24 hours before testing.

3. Drink a ton of water... but don't be stupid and try to chug a gallon with in an hour or drink till you feel sick.. just drink about one 20 ounce bottle of water about every hour for the 12 hours right before the test and piss as much as possible. The cleaner you make your digestive track the better, so keep a constant flow of intake and output of water..

4. go to your local bongshop and ask for "the drink" i'm sure the employee will know what you are talking about... It doesnt have to be any one brand (there are a few) but all pretty much made from th same stuff. The brands i use are... READYCLEAN, VAILS, or OMNI... all worked great... They cost about 30 bucks a bottle, but its a small price to pay compared to dealing with failing the test.
(don't wait till the last moment to get it... do your research and start looking for it tomorrow morning, to be sure you have it.. because with out it, i don't believe you'll be able to pass...

Drink the bottle about 2 hours before test time, and follow the instructions on the bottle... It doesn't clean you out, it just masks the THC from your urine for about 6 hours, but needs about 2 hours to "kick in."

If you follow these instructions you will not fail the test.. just plan it out and be prepared.

If you decide to drink vinager and ignore this advice, you'll throw up alot and you'll fail your test. - drugs3379


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Question 2
Why the FDA approves another dangerous gout drug?...  The FDA just approved IV drug Krystexxa for gout treatment. But they couldn't have possibly looked at the trial results. Or they just hate people with gout.

The results were ridiculous...
Fewer than half the people in the trial actually ended up with a positive response to the medicine--so it doesn't really seem to work. On top of that, Krystexxa produced some pretty nasty adverse reactions.

41% of the patients suffered severe infusion reactions, despite taking antihistamines and steroids before their Krystexxa treatment.

77% suffered from gout flare-ups, compared to 51% taking placebo--and that's despite being pretreated for at least a week with NSAIDs, colchicine, or both.

Not to mention an unusually large percentage of anaphylactic reactions (again, despite premedication with antihistamines and steroids!), and other very unpleasant side effects like chest pain, nausea, vomiting, and bruises.

From Michele

Skeptics - is this your idea of safe medicine?

Even the FDA was cautious last year!

On August 2, 2009, Savient Pharmaceuticals announced that it received a complete response letter from the FDA which stated approval of Krystexxa could not be granted at this time. In part, the FDA stated concerns over a proposed change in the manufacturing process for commercial use of Krystexxa and offered guidance for a Risk Evaluation and Mitigation Strategy (a medication guide and communication plan). The drug-maker will work with the FDA towards the goal of resubmission for approval -- perhaps in early 2010.

And than something did change!

UPDATE: On September 14, 2010, the FDA approved Krystexxa (pegloticase) for gout in adults who do not respond to or tolerate conventional treatment.
@Gary, Gary!

Why would I to have provide any evidence?
You are the scientist, you do the PC work, you'll find out the info and then prove me wrong.

But you can't, because the likes of you are to lazy and the only thing you can do is to scream "give us an evidence, give us an evidence".

Look for the evidence your self - it is there.

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1)   this is what happens when instead of correcting the cause, you attempt to mickey-mouse the effects with toxic chemicals (typical of the majority of conventional medical practice). - Mr E

2)   Since your last similar question was full of bogus claims for which you refused to support with a citation or evidence, and once again you have not provided such, how can we know that you haven't simply made this up? Please provide a source so the question can be properly answered.

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EDIT: You make the claim, the burden of proof is yours. Why should spend time doing your research? Anyway - Tink has owned you. - Gary Y

3)   You answered your own question:

"About 3 percent of the three million adults who suffer from gout are not helped by conventional therapy. This new drug offers an important new option for them,”

http://www.fda.gov/NewsEvents/Newsroom/PressAnnouncements/ucm225810.htm

And they know that it has a boatload of side-effects and risks - and it will be marked accordingly. - Tink

4)   Money?
PP.Tink, how can you call your self a naturopath?
You didn't even see insides of any naturopathic school.
My friends and I, we think you are a big liar with some hiden agenda.
The reason for it is simple. All naturopath knows, that gout is one of the easy treated problems and as such, nobody have to suffer from it.
Just take the rite nature path. - Platypus Reloaded


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Question 3
How much does marijuana cost?...  i know a dime is $10, but how much is it from there?

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1)   20 bucks, same as in town. - Bill M

2)   i dont know what a dime is, but around here, (southern california) it is about 15$ for one gram of weed. That is usually the regular amount. That can get plenty of people of high too. Its relatively cheap. You can get it medically for more, about 20$ a gram. In some rare cases, it can be 10$ a gram. - Jonas K

3)   where i live it's
10 for a gram
5 for a .5 gram
45-50 for 7 grams (we call it a set)
and then prices on 14's and ounces can go from 80-200 depending on who you know

but it depends on your dealer, a lot around here are quite generous and give a very nice count. - Olivee♥

4)   20 sak/ 1/4th Ounse = 20$ 1/2 ounse 50$ ounse= 90$ at least where i live.. a good dime over here is 1.9G an 10$ - BloodMoney


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Question 4
is it safe for me to take 5mg of melatonin?...  im 18, 5'2" 94lbs?
just out of curiosity...

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1)   i take 15mgs every night... but i'm almost double your size... but i think you'll be fine. - drugs3379

2)   If you need a good night sleep then yes. Take it right before you go to bed. Make sure you plan on at least 7 - 8 hrs sleep. - I Bent My Wookie Too

3)   For your height and weight, 5 mg would be a good dose.
My question for you is, you are 18. "Teens" even late teens, tend to sleep pretty well. The amount of sleep recommended for a teenager is 13.5 hrs/night (really!) So why do you need melatonin?

Please be aware that melatonin can give you very vivid strange dreams. - doggonnit


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Question 5
this true LSD/shrooms/extacy/DXM anything will make you fail, even alcohol if under age for up to 10 days?...  Youll fail a drug test for anyof that? also he said (it komes up negative for nikotine to so do not smoke sigarettes around your probation officer.)

if so i am skrewed... I drank and smoked sigs and smoked pot all week everyday an i got a drug test on friday i didnt do it at all today or monday or saturday or before friday... SO is it all good? also i thought DXM SHrooms and LSD would not make you fail
Actualy i only smoked and drank on Tuesday an friday and sudnay and i havnt for a while before then so will it be alll good?
wut about the sigarettes and alkhohol i smoked 1 sig yesterday and 2 on sunday will i be good? also i drank on sunday so i should be good for that? (BTW I smoked a J 2 days before a drig test before an passed whuts wit that)

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1)   LSD and mushrooms probably will not show up but the rest will.

Pot stays in your system for 3-4 weeks. Extasy can be made from a bunch of different things so you never know what you will test positive for, but it will come back positive.

You could try a clense to do? - Cathy G

2)   well herbs last for around two weeks in your system so yeah you're probably screwed.
they dont test for lsd or psilocybin (mushrooms) but they do test for meth, amphetamines and mdma among other things. - Olivee♥

3)   You need to be clean for a to least a month to clear the pot out of your system.

Alcohol normally clears out within 24 hours and that's if you drink a LOT. - Buckwheat Zydeco


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