Alternatives to bidets for bum cleaning?

Question 1
Alternatives to bidets for bum cleaning?...  I really like my bum hole to be gleaming, after I do a poo. Apart from doing a handstand in my shower cubicle, what can I do?

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1)   Irrigation - anita biggin

2)   Use your hands with the water running. - ?

3)   Half fill a wash basin with warm water and "perch" on the edge and wash that way. A good tip is to not use soap as this can cause irritation to the delicate membrane of the Anus. Just warm water and a flannel ot even more hygienic use your hand and wash it well with soap afterward. - ANF

4)   More omega-3 fatty acids from foods like peanuts, fish, etc. and more fiber. - John

5)   Well You might try this places: http://inhut.info/312413/shower-cubicles - Read Rivera

6)   Most hardware stores sell toilet adapters that can be used the same way - run about 50 bucks.
Eh, I like to hang out in hardware stores. What can I say. It's where I get most of my inspiration for garden sculptures. - Tink

7)   wet flannel - Nitram

8)   1) use a telephone shower. That's a shower head on a hose, with a handle. You can install them in place of a regular shower head in a shower stall or bathtub shower.
2) wipe yourself really good with wet toilet paper. (Fold it so it's about 4 layers thick.) Keep wiping with new wet paper until it comes away clean. - HGW


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Question 2
do girls make good chiropractors?...  I have never seen a female chiropractor, and i am interested in the field myself

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1)   Yes they do. - Jared Idk

2)   Absolutely. Mine teaches at the Chiropractic College and specializes in sports medicine and women's studies. - thenoseknows

3)   well just good luck trying to adjust someones back who weight over 250lbs. - Drugs r bad m'kay

4)   There are male and female chiropractors, just like dentists or attorneys etc... There are alot of great female doctors of all kinds, chiropractic is no different. Scholling is difficult like any other doctoral progam basically 4 yrs under grad and another 4 chiropractic school, then 4 sets of board exams. - Matt

5)   Maybe females possess less of the Stupid Gene than males?

Edit: "Dont say that you are protecting them from being ripped off or scammed."

Yup, I'm protecting them from being ripped off and scammed. - dave

6)   no reason why not. it doesn't take a lot of force to adjust an atlas. muscle testing procedures may be a little hard on very large patients, but you'll manage. - Mr E

7)   I think women in general are more sensitive and intuitive than men. As a chiropractor myself, I prefer to be treated by women than men. They are typically more gentle and caring as females typically are. Please email me if you have questions on chiropractic practice.

To the individual who posted the derogatory comment about "stupid gene". Why do you care so much about what other people do? You have picked up the banner of trying to save people from themselves and protecting the public. Here is some insight for you. You are doing nothing. People have and will continue to do what they want to do. Its no different in healthcare or in any other area of life. People know its bad to drink and smoke but its still done. Your childish attempts to dissuade people from doing what they want to do are a joke and your efforts are in vain. Your reply is totally out of context of the question. You have made no attempt to answer the question. Why do you care so much about the choices that other people make. Dont say that you are protecting them from being ripped off or scammed. Like I said, people do what they want. You are not helping anybody except maybe your selfish ego. - Marc


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Question 3
Pooping yellow stool and water, what should I eat now? HELP?...  So, a few hours ago I pooped yellow stool and water, yes, water, it wasn't diarrhea, it was water...
Now my belly is very bloated and hard and it hurts a bit.
What should I eat? I have an exam tomorrow and I REALLY need to get ok.
PS: I have been taking some medicine because I also have a cold...I don't know if that can also be related with my intestines problem..

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1)   Dear, that's exactly what diarrhea is. Eat a lot of yogurt with live acidopholus culture and drink plenty of fluids. - xu

2)   grosssssss! - Vipan Napiv

3)   eat bananas!!! - aheli

4)   The yellow is bile and you have a liver or gallbladder problem. You should go to the emergency department at the hospital. This isn't going to go away by itself. - thenoseknows

5)   Prudent to consult the doctor, who prescribed the medicine for Ur cold. Drug induced reactions be tackled by Ur doctor; which will be safe for U. - Dr.dhananjaya Bhupathi

6)   Dont panic, it's a common condition that affect millions everyday, seek advise from you local surgery - My totem spins perpetually

7)   It looks like you might be having intestinal absorption issues. Try to get a hold of some Kefir. It's like a liquid yogurt with many health benefits. it will help you replenish your good intestinal flora and fight whatever is making you sick.. Go to a health store and try to get the real deal, not the flavored kind. At first you might experience a little cleansing which is normal. But you should feel better in 24 hours. This is just a natural help. You should go see a doc ASAP if your symptoms persist. If what you have is viral it should pass on its own in48 hours at the most.
Hope you feel better for your test. - Florisabel


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Question 4
Best natural way to take care of receding gums?...  I guess what caused my receding gums is brushing too hard & by using Listerine mouthwash all the time.

Now I gently brush & floss my teeth and I threw out the mouthwash.
I don't drink soda. Usually I will only drink water or milk. Once in awhile coffee.

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1)   Maybe increase calcium intake? - Rebbi

2)   I had receding gums and my dentist never said anything about not using Listerine. But he did say don't brush you teeth so hard and long. Those electric toothbrushes that signal after 2 minutes are great, that way you know when to stop. Floss should keep your gums in good shape as well.

Soda is bad for enamel, but fine for gums. But soda is bad for you in so many other ways, so don't start again :) - Alex

3)   take regular lemon and amla......rich source of vitamin c - amit

4)   You're already on the right track. Make sure your toothbrush is a soft one. And drink plenty of water. Use a toothpaste that includes SLS (or any other laurel sulphate) - most of them do. While I am against SLS normally, it's ability to permeate the gums and stimulate blood flow is actually a plus for receding gums. - Theresa

5)   Acupressure techniques & natural remedies + oil pulling may help U to get rid of receding gums.

OIL PULLING:

Utility--- removes toxins from the body, more so from the mouth, gums, teeth, stomach, cervix, uterus, lungs, heart, liver, intestines, ears, brain, etc., etc.
. However, U may use sun flower oil, ground nut oil or til oil, rice bran oil, mustard oil, etc.Procedure: Every morning, in an empty stomach, take 2 tsp of cooking oil.
[saturated fatty acids and oils should not be used, like, Dalda/Vanaspati, coconut oil or ghee] and put it in Ur mouth and rinse it for 10 minutes; until it becomes white liquid. Spit it out and then rinse with luke warm water and then brush Ur teeth - Dr.dhananjaya Bhupathi


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Question 5
FEEL SICK,WANT TO THROW UP....!!!HOME ALONE???Help Me Pleaaase!?...  I feel absolutely sick,i don't know i think it's food poisoning or something,or probably i ate something this morning i don't know :/
I don't have stomach cramps(thank God!)but i just feel so ill & sick,like i want to throw up or something :/
feel so sick i just want to lie down and cry ;( i've also got a bad headache.
Help me,what can i do to make myself feel better?

I want to go downstairs do get some lemon water but i can't stand up because i feel so sick and am afraid i might faint

I can't ask anyone but mum's at work & dad's at an imortant meeting & my mum accidently took my phone with her this morning...
They'll be back like in 4 hours time!Besides,my parents are the kind that won't leave work to care for me.
& even if they did,it'd take them 2 hours to get home...

I felt very dizzy and tired this morning & now i feel much worse!

Help me Pleaaaase

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1)   Just rest go to sleep. It's best. Wait until your parents get home and then tell them. If you do start to throw up keep a log and put down what time you threw up and it's consistency(if it was clear/thin/chunky) sorry if that is a bit too much information. Also write down what you ate/drank and the time(approximate). And record your temperature.
Since you feel nauseous stuck to crackers and water and see if that stays down.
I hope for the best and I hope you feel better. It's no fun getting sick. - Christina

2)   be sick then or take some andrews salt - Elisha

3)   This might help
lemonparty.org - neo one

4)   Pull the trigger... not of a gun, of your gag reflex. If you feel sick its for a reason. Your body is telling you something is there that shouldn't be. Don't worry you won't be addicted bilemmia. Just use a finger, tamper with your gag reflex, evacuate your stomach, drink a cold glass of water, wash your face and sleep. - chanse


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